Family Guy

You haven't heard?

• Peter: Brian, can I see that paper for a sec?
• (Brian gives Peter the paper. Peter peruses the paper.)
• Peter: Huh... that's odd... I thought that would big news.
• Brian: You thought what would be big news?
• Peter: Well there seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece: a headline regarding mass awareness of a certain avian variety.
• Brian: What are you talking about?
• Peter: Oh have you not heard? It was my understanding that everyone had heard...
• Brian: Heard what?
• Stewie: Brian Don't!
• Peter: OH WELL THE BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD. OH WELL THE BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD. OH WELL THE BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD. OH WELL THE BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD. BRIAN DON'T YOU KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? WELL PETER IS GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE BIRD. OH WELL THE BIRD, BIRD, BIRD, BIRD BIRD IS THE WORD. OH WELL THE BIRD... SURFINNN BIRD.